1.
"Braces?
More
like
race
to
a
perfect
smile!"
【笑嘻嘻】
2.
"I
may
be
a
metal
mouth,
but
soon
I'll
have
a
Hollywood
smile!"
【开心】
3.
"I
smiled
at
my
crush
with
braces,
and
she
smiled
back.
I
swear
it
was
the
braces,
not
my
looks!"
【开怀大笑】
4.
"I'm
trying
to
channel
my
inner
Beyoncé
with
these
braces.
All
I
need
is
a
wind
machine!"
【酷毙了】
5.
"People
say
braces
make
you
look
younger.
I'll
take
it
as
a
compliment!"
【不错不错】
6.
"They
say
braces
hurt,
but
can
they
compare
to
biting
into
a
hot
pizza
slice
too
soon?"
【痛哭流涕】
7.
"My
orthodontist
said
I'll
have
to
wear
braces
for
2
years.
That's
longer
than
most
of
my
past
relationships!"
【悲伤】
8.
"I
was
told
braces
will
help
fix
my
overbite.
I
hope
it
fixes
my
over-talking
too!"
【哈哈大笑】
9.
"If
having
braces
means
I'll
finally
stop
biting
my
nails,
then
I'm
all
for
it!"
【加油】
10.
"Braces
are
like
a
makeover
for
your
teeth.
Time
to
bid
adieu
to
my
awkward
phase!"
【开心】
11.
"They
say
braces
can
cause
a
lisp.
Lucky
for
me,
I
always
wanted
a
British
accent!"
【有内味了】
12.
"I
always
wanted
a
set
of
straight
teeth,
but
I
didn't
expect
it
to
come
with
a
side
of
metal.
"
【感性】
13.
"If
only
getting
abs
was
as
easy
as
getting
braces!"
【自虐】
14.
"It's
a
good
thing
braces
don't
pick
up
radio
signals,
or
I'd
be
listening
to
static
all
day!"
【捂脸】
15.
"You
know
what
they
say
about
braces:
it's
not
the
destination,
but
the
journey.
And
boy,
is
this
journey
painful!"
【无语】
16.
"I'm
not
afraid
to
rock
my
braces.
They're
like
jewelry
for
your
teeth!"
【酷毙了】
17.
"I
don't
always
wear
braces,
but
when
I
do,
my
smile
is
straighter
than
a
ruler!"
【如此洒脱】
18.
"If
I
had
a
nickel
for
every
time
someone
asked
me
if
I
could
pick
up
radio
signals
with
my
braces,
I'd
be
rich!"
【调皮】
19.
"My
orthodontist
said
I
need
to
wear
rubber
bands
with
my
braces.
Looks
like
my
teeth
and
I
are
officially
in
a
committed
relationship!"
【颇有深度】
20.
"Who
needs
a
fancy
car
when
you
can
have
a
shiny
set
of
braces?"
【感性】
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