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正畸的文案朋友圈搞笑句子(适合正畸发朋友圈的文案)
1.
"Braces?
More
like
race
to
a
perfect
smile!"
【笑嘻嘻】

2.
"I
may
be
a
metal
mouth,
but
soon
I'll
have
a
Hollywood
smile!"
【开心】

3.
"I
smiled
at
my
crush
with
braces,
and
she
smiled
back.
I
swear
it
was
the
braces,
not
my
looks!"
【开怀大笑】

4.
"I'm
trying
to
channel
my
inner
Beyoncé
with
these
braces.
All
I
need
is
a
wind
machine!"
【酷毙了】

5.
"People
say
braces
make
you
look
younger.
I'll
take
it
as
a
compliment!"
【不错不错】

6.
"They
say
braces
hurt,
but
can
they
compare
to
biting
into
a
hot
pizza
slice
too
soon?"
【痛哭流涕】

7.
"My
orthodontist
said
I'll
have
to
wear
braces
for
2
years.
That's
longer
than
most
of
my
past
relationships!"
【悲伤】

8.
"I
was
told
braces
will
help
fix
my
overbite.
I
hope
it
fixes
my
over-talking
too!"
【哈哈大笑】

9.
"If
having
braces
means
I'll
finally
stop
biting
my
nails,
then
I'm
all
for
it!"
【加油】

10.
"Braces
are
like
a
makeover
for
your
teeth.
Time
to
bid
adieu
to
my
awkward
phase!"
【开心】

11.
"They
say
braces
can
cause
a
lisp.
Lucky
for
me,
I
always
wanted
a
British
accent!"
【有内味了】

1
2.
"I
always
wanted
a
set
of
straight
teeth,
but
I
didn't
expect
it
to
come
with
a
side
of
metal. "
【感性】

1
3.
"If
only
getting
abs
was
as
easy
as
getting
braces!"
【自虐】

1
4.
"It's
a
good
thing
braces
don't
pick
up
radio
signals,
or
I'd
be
listening
to
static
all
day!"
【捂脸】

1
5.
"You
know
what
they
say
about
braces:
it's
not
the
destination,
but
the
journey.
And
boy,
is
this
journey
painful!"
【无语】

1
6.
"I'm
not
afraid
to
rock
my
braces.
They're
like
jewelry
for
your
teeth!"
【酷毙了】

1
7.
"I
don't
always
wear
braces,
but
when
I
do,
my
smile
is
straighter
than
a
ruler!"
【如此洒脱】

1
8.
"If
I
had
a
nickel
for
every
time
someone
asked
me
if
I
could
pick
up
radio
signals
with
my
braces,
I'd
be
rich!"
【调皮】

1
9.
"My
orthodontist
said
I
need
to
wear
rubber
bands
with
my
braces.
Looks
like
my
teeth
and
I
are
officially
in
a
committed
relationship!"
【颇有深度】

20.
"Who
needs
a
fancy
car
when
you
can
have
a
shiny
set
of
braces?"
【感性】

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