1.
"My
salad
just
told
me
a
joke,
but
I
think
it
was
dressing
up
the
punchline. "
[笑cry]
2.
"I
ordered
the
filet
mignon,
but
it
came
with
a
side
of
burnt
dreams
and
disappointment. "
[囧]
3.
"My
garlic
bread
is
so
garlicky,
it's
like
a
vampire's
worst
nightmare. "
[大笑]
4.
"I
can't
believe
I
ate
the
whole
thing. . .
and
by
'thing',
I
mean
my
dignity
and
self-control. "
[捂脸]
5.
"Excuse
me
waiter,
there's
a
fly
in
my
soup.
On
second
thought,
make
that
a
gorilla. "
[哭笑不得]
6.
"This
dessert
is
so
good,
it's
like
a
symphony
of
flavors
melting
in
my
mouth.
Or
maybe
that's
just
the
sugar
rush
talking. "
[舌头]
7.
"I
tried
to
cut
corners
and
order
the
cheapest
item
on
the
menu,
but
I
ended
up
with
a
plate
of
regret
and
sadness. "
[无奈]
8.
"The
chef
just
brought
out
a
dish
that's
so
fancy,
I
don't
even
know
whether
to
eat
it
or
Instagram
it. "
[摊手]
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
quinoa
and
kale
salad
is
judging
me
for
all
the
times
I've
betrayed
it
with
pizza
and
ice
cream. "
[自闭]
10.
"The
wine
pairings
with
this
meal
are
so
sophisticated,
I’m
not
sure
if
I’m
drinking
them
correctly
or
just
trying
to
look
cool. "
[鬼脸]
11.
"Wow,
this
burger
is
so
huge,
it's
like
a
tower
of
meat
and
cheese. . .
or
maybe
that's
just
my
food
coma
talking. "
[晕]
1
2.
"I
ordered
the
surf
and
turf,
but
it's
more
like
a
case
of
the
land
and
sea
getting
lost
in
translation. "
[尴尬]
1
3.
"Is
it
just
me
or
is
this
romantic
dinner
for
two
starting
to
feel
like
a
job
interview?"
[迷茫]
1
4.
"My
steak
is
so
well
done,
it's
like
it
went
on
a
solo
trip
around
the
sun. "
[无语]
1
5.
"I
never
thought
I'd
say
this,
but
I
think
I
need
a
break
from
all
the
gluten-free,
vegan,
and
organic
options.
Can
I
just
get
a
good
old-fashioned
burger
and
fries
now?"
[悟空]
1
6.
"I
asked
the
waiter
for
his
recommendation,
but
I
think
he
misheard
me
and
brought
me
his
resignation
instead. "
[汗]
1
7.
"Nothing
says
'I'm
fancy'
like
ordering
escargot
and
trying
not
to
think
about
the
fact
that
you're
eating
snails. "
[打脸]
1
8.
"I
ordered
a
side
of
vegetables
to
balance
out
all
the
meat,
but
I
think
they
forgot
to
include
the
flavor. "
[难过]
1
9.
"I
got
this
salmon
dish
because
I
heard
it's
good
for
my
brain,
but
I
think
it
might
also
be
good
for
my
insomnia
-
this
fish
is
knockin’
me
out. "
[睡觉]
20.
"I'm
pretty
sure
this
cheeseboard
is
trying
to
seduce
me. . .
and
honestly,
it's
working. "
[流口水]

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