1.
"I'm
not
late,
I
just
like
to
make
an
entrance. "
【笑话】

2.
"Come
on,
Monday.
Let's
get
this
over
with. "
【鼓励】

3.
"Sorry,
boss.
I
was
on
Paris
time
this
morning. "
【调侃】

4.
"I
think
the
snooze
button
is
my
best
friend. "
【糗事】

5.
"Can
we
just
skip
to
Friday
already?"
【期待】

6.
"Good
morning,
coffee.
You're
my
only
hope
today. "
【依赖】

7.
"I'm
here,
I'm
awake,
and
I
don't
really
want
to
be
here. "
【实话】

8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
left
my
motivation
at
home
today. "
【懒惰】

9.
"Looks
like
someone's
got
a
case
of
the
Mondays. "
【引用电影】

10.
"Well,
this
is
a
fine
way
to
spend
a
perfectly
good
morning. "
【无奈】

11.
"I'm
here,
but
my
brain
hasn't
caught
up
yet. "
【迟钝】

1
2.
"Can
I
just
work
from
bed
today?"
【懒惰】

1
3.
"I've
got
99
problems
and
work
is
at
least
75
of
them. "
【疲惫】

1
4.
"I
woke
up
like
this. . . tired
and
not
ready
to
face
the
day. "
【实话】

1
5.
"I'm
not
sure
what's
worse:
waking
up
early
or
having
to
work
all
day. "
【抱怨】

1
6.
"Is
it
the
weekend
yet?"
【期待】

1
7.
"It's
a
good
thing
I
have
a
job,
or
else
my
Netflix
binging
would
be
out
of
control. "
【幽默】

1
8.
"I'm
ready
to
conquer
the
day. . . after
my
third
cup
of
coffee. "
【依赖】

1
9.
"I'm
not
saying
I
hate
my
job,
but
if
it
were
a
person,
I'd
avoid
it
at
all
costs. "
【幽默】

20.
"Why
does
the
weekend
have
to
be
so
short?"
【抱怨】

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