1.
May
your
socks
always
be
slightly
damp
when
you
put
them
on. 】

2.
May
your
phone
battery
always
be
on
1%
when
you
need
it
most. 】

3.
May
your
internet
always
be
slow
when
you
need
to
load
important
pages. 】

4.
May
you
always
step
on
a
Lego
right
after
waking
up. 】

5.
May
your
coffee
always
be
lukewarm. 】

6.
May
your
alarm
clock
never
work
and
you
oversleep. 】

7.
May
your
computer
freeze
right
before
you
hit
"save". 】

8.
May
your
keys
always
be
misplaced
when
you
need
to
leave. 】

9.
May
your
neighbors
always
be
noisy
at
night
when
you
need
to
sleep. 】

10.
May
your
printer
always
run
out
of
ink
when
you
need
to
print
something
important. 】

11.
May
your
favorite
TV
show
always
be
cancelled
after
one
season. 】

1
2.
May
you
always
get
the
middle
seat
on
long
airplane
flights. 】

1
3.
May
your
shoelaces
always
untie
throughout
the
day. 】

1
4.
May
your
favorite
food
always
be
out
of
stock
when
you
crave
it. 】

1
5.
May
your
car
always
break
down
in
inconvenient
places. 】

1
6.
May
you
always
sneeze
immediately
after
applying
make-up. 】

1
7.
May
your
umbrella
always
flip
inside
out
on
rainy
days. 】

1
8.
May
your
pants
always
have
a
small
hole
in
an
awkward
place. 】

1
9.
May
your
headphones
always
get
tangled
in
your
pocket. 】

20.
May
your
favorite
song
always
come
on
the
radio
right
after
you
turn
it
off. 】

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