1.
"Why
did
Santa
go
to
school
for
music?"
"To
improve
his
wrapping
skills!"】

2.
"Merry
Christmas
to
all,
and
to
all
a
good
night!"】

3.
"Twas
the
night
before
Christmas,
when
all
through
the
house,
not
a
creature
was
stirring,
not
even
a
mouse. "】

4.
"I'm
dreaming
of
a
white
Christmas,
just
like
the
ones
I
used
to
know. "】

5.
"What
did
the
reindeer
say
before
telling
a
joke?"
"This
one
sleighs
me!"】

6.
"May
your
Christmas
be
merry
and
bright,
and
may
all
your
wishes
come
true!"】

7.
"Why
does
Santa
Claus
go
down
the
chimney
on
Christmas
Eve?"
"Because
it
soots
him!"】

8.
"Christmas
waves
a
magic
wand
over
the
world,
and
behold,
everything
is
softer
and
more
beautiful. "】

9.
"Why
did
Santa's
helper
feel
sad?"
"Because
he
had
low
elf
esteem!"】

10.
"May
the
joy
and
peace
of
Christmas
be
with
you
all
through
the
year. "】

11.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
hate
Christmas?"
"Because
he
had
a
small
heart!"】

1
2.
"Merry
Christmas
from
our
family
to
yours!"】

1
3.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
and
a
shark?"
"Frost
bite!"】

1
4.
"Jingle
bells,
jingle
bells,
jingle
all
the
way!"】

1
5.
"Why
was
Santa's
little
helper
depressed?"
"Because
he
had
low
elf
esteem!"】

1
6.
"Wishing
you
a
magical
and
blissful
holiday
season!"】

1
7.
"Why
did
Santa
ask
Rudolph
to
lead
the
sleigh?"
"Because
he
can't
stop
and
ask
for
directions!"】

1
8.
"May
the
spirit
of
Christmas
fill
your
heart
with
love
and
happiness. "】

1
9.
"What
do
you
call
an
elf
who
sings?"
"A
wrapper!"】

20.
"Christmas
is
not
a
time
nor
a
season,
but
a
state
of
mind.
To
cherish
peace
and
goodwill,
to
be
plenteous
in
mercy,
is
to
have
the
real
spirit
of
Christmas. "】

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