1.
“And
you
thought
Mondays
couldn’t
get
any
worse!”
【#Mondays
#NeverEndingStory】

2.
“When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
some
good
lemonade…
and
then
add
some
vodka
to
it!”
【#LifeIsBetterWithVodka
#Cheers】

3.
“I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
passionately
expressing
my
right
to
be
right. ”
【#AgreeToDisagree
#StubbornIsMyMiddleName】

4.
“Just
a
friendly
reminder
that
today
is
not
Friday…
sorry
to
burst
your
bubble!”
【#WeekdayStruggles
#TGIF】

5.
“I
have
99
problems,
but
a
good
book
ain’t
one. ”
【#Bookworm
#ReadingIsMyEscape】

6.
“I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
energy
efficient. ”
【#ProcrastinationNation
#I’llDoItTomorrow】

7.
“Behind
every
successful
person
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee. ”
【#CoffeeAddict
#CaffeineBuzz】

8.
“Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue…
I’m
terrible
at
poetry,
nice
to
meet
you!”
【#PoetryFail
#JustBeingHonest】

9.
“I’m
not
short,
I’m
just
concentrated
awesome. ”
【#ShortPeopleProblems
#NapoleonComplex】

10.
“I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
simply
explaining
why
I’m
right. ”
【#DebateQueen
#NeverBackDown】

11.
“I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
just
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things. ”
【#EnergyEfficiency
#ProcrastinationNation】

1
2.
“I’m
not
grumpy,
I’m
just
easily
annoyed
by
stupidity. ”
【#GrumpyCat
#EasilyIrritated】

1
3.
“I’m
not
crazy,
I’m
just
in
touch
with
my
imaginary
friends. ”
【#ImaginaryFriends
#CreativeMind】

1
4.
“I’m
not
fat,
I’m
just
easy
to
see. ”
【#BodyPositivity
#LoveYourself】

1
5.
“I’m
not
old,
I’m
just
vintage. ”
【#VintageSoul
#OldButGold】

1
6.
“I’m
not
a
morning
person,
I’m
just
a
coffee
person. ”
【#MorningStruggles
#CoffeeFuel】

1
7.
“I’m
not
rude,
I’m
just
blunt. ”
【#BluntButHonest
#SpeakYourMind】

1
8.
“I’m
not
broke,
I’m
just
on
a
long-term
payment
plan. ”
【#BrokeAF
#BudgetLife】

1
9.
“I’m
not
lost,
I’m
just
taking
the
scenic
route. ”
【#ScenicRoute
#LostButNotReally】

20.
“I’m
not
a
control
freak,
I’m
just
very
opinionated
about
the
right
way
to
do
things. ”
【#ControlFreak
#Perfectionist】

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