1.
"Can't
adult
today,
I
need
coffee!"【#coffeeislife】

2.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
energy
efficient!"【#lazysunday】

3.
"Why
fit
in
when
you
were
born
to
stand
out?"【#beyou】

4.
"Life
is
too
short
for
bad
coffee!"【#coffeelover】

5.
"Chin
up,
buttercup!
Today
is
going
to
be
a
great
day!"【#motivationmonday】

6.
"Some
days,
all
you
need
is
a
good
dose
of
laughter!"【#laughoutloud】

7.
"I
run
on
coffee,
sarcasm,
and
lipstick!"【#girlboss】

8.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
blame
someone
else
and
seek
counseling!"【#funnybuttrue】

9.
"There's
no
such
thing
as
a
bad
hair
day,
just
a
really
good
hat
day!"【#hatlover】

10.
"I
need
a
six-month
vacation,
twice
a
year!"【#vacationmode】

11.
"Why
chase
dreams
when
you
can
catch
butterflies
instead?"【#dreamcatcher】

1
2.
"Happiness
is
not
a
destination,
it's
a
mindset!"【#happinessbeginswithin】

1
3.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right!"【#debatesarefun】

1
4.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome!"【#shortgirlproblems】

1
5.
"Life
is
too
short
to
worry
about
matching
socks!"【#mismatchedsocks】

1
6.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
prioritizing
my
laziness!"【#procrastinationstation】

1
7.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition!"【#uniqueandproud】

1
8.
"I'm
not
lost,
I'm
just
taking
the
scenic
route!"【#adventureawaits】

1
9.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
in
my
own
world!"【#daydreamer】

20.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
shopping,
I'm
just
supporting
the
economy!"【#shopaholic】

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