1.
Fly
me
to
the
moon,
but
please
don't
make
me
fly
economy.
【笑】

2.
Boarding
the
plane
like
a
boss,
but
flying
like
a
peasant.
【滑稽】

3.
Finally,
my
dream
of
sitting
in
a
middle
seat
for
six
hours
has
come
true.
【苦笑】

4.
Time
to
put
on
my
noise-cancelling
headphones
and
ignore
all
human
interaction.
【耳机】

5.
Jet
lag,
dehydration,
and
screaming
babies.
What
more
could
I
ask
for?
【挑衅】

6.
It's
like
a
game
of
Tetris
trying
to
fit
all
my
carry-on
luggage
in
the
overhead
compartment.
【疲惫】

7.
Please
fasten
your
seatbelt
and
prepare
for
a
terrible
in-flight
meal.
【口胡】

8.
Please
exit
the
plane
in
an
orderly
fashion,
or
just
trample
over
your
fellow
passengers.
【夸张】

9.
Flying
in
a
metal
tube
at
30,000
feet.
What
could
possibly
go
wrong?
【惊恐】

10.
Can't
wait
to
arrive
at
my
destination
and
start
the
real
travel
adventure:
finding
the
nearest
Starbucks.
【节奏】

11.
I
don't
always
fly,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
be
squished
between
two
strangers.
【老梗】

1
2.
In-flight
entertainment:
watching
the
same
episode
of
"Big
Bang
Theory"
for
the
third
time.
【烦躁】

1
3.
The
pilot
just
announced
turbulence
ahead.
Time
to
grip
the
armrest
and
curse
my
decision
to
fly.
【惶恐】

1
4.
Pre-flight
checklist:
passport,
boarding
pass,
snacks,
and
a
strong
sense
of
regret.
【自嘲】

1
5.
Can
someone
please
explain
how
a
plane
weighing
hundreds
of
tons
can
actually
fly?
It
defies
all
logic.
【好奇】

1
6.
Nothing
like
the
smell
of
airplane
bathrooms
to
make
you
appreciate
fresh
air.
【味觉】

1
7.
Can't
decide
whether
the
chatty
seatmate
next
to
me
or
the
crying
baby
is
worse.
【哭笑不得】

1
8.
Just
realized
I
forgot
to
turn
off
my
phone
and
now
I
must
face
the
wrath
of
the
flight
attendant.
【懊悔】

1
9.
Is
it
just
me
or
does
the
air
pressure
on
planes
make
food
taste
like
cardboard?
【美食家】

20.
I
think
the
only
thing
worse
than
flying
coach
is
being
the
person
who
has
to
clean
the
plane
after
the
flight.
【同情】

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