1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】

2.
Love
is
an
incredible
feeling,
but
it's
also
a
lot
like
insanity.
【幽默】

3.
True
love
doesn't
come
easy,
it
takes
a
lot
of
hard
work,
patience
and
most
importantly,
a
good
sense
of
humour. 【真爱】

4.
Love
is
a
two-way
street,
but
just
like
a
motorway,
you
always
need
to
pay
attention
to
the
signs.
【道路】

5.
Love
is
like
a
pizza,
even
when
it's
bad,
it's
still
pretty
good.
【比喻】

6.
Love
is
like
a
fine
wine,
it
gets
better
with
age.
【美酒】

7.
Love
is
like
finding
a
needle
in
a
haystack,
except
the
needle
is
sitting
right
in
front
of
you
and
you're
too
scared
to
reach
for
it.
【勇气】

8.
Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
can
take
you
up
to
the
highest
peaks
and
then
drop
you
down
to
the
lowest
valleys.
【过山车】

9.
Love
is
like
a
bank
account,
you
can't
withdraw
what
you
haven't
deposited.
【金融】

10.
Love
is
like
a
game
of
chess,
it
requires
strategy,
patience
and
a
willingness
to
make
sacrifices.
【国际象棋】

11.
Love
is
like
a
garden,
it
needs
to
be
tended
to
and
nourished
in
order
to
thrive.
【花园】

1
2.
Love
is
like
a
good
book,
once
you
start
it,
you
can't
put
it
down.
【书籍】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
butterfly,
it
can
be
fragile
and
delicate,
but
when
it
flies,
it
can
be
a
thing
of
true
beauty.
【蝴蝶】

1
4.
Love
is
like
a
power
outage,
it
can
make
you
feel
lost
and
alone,
but
it
also
gives
you
a
chance
to
light
a
candle
and
find
your
way.
【停电】

1
5.
Love
is
like
a
toothbrush,
make
sure
you
change
it
regularly
or
you'll
end
up
with
bad
breath.
【牙刷】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
camera,
sometimes
it
captures
the
most
beautiful
moments,
but
it
can
also
capture
some
pretty
awkward
ones.
【照相机】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
sometimes
it
takes
time
to
fit
all
the
pieces
together,
but
once
you
do,
the
picture
can
be
amazing.
【益智游戏】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
sunrise,
it
can
be
breathtakingly
beautiful,
but
it's
always
over
too
soon.
【日出】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
traffic
jam,
sometimes
it's
frustrating
and
overwhelming,
but
other
times
it
can
be
a
chance
to
slow
down
and
enjoy
the
scenery.
【交通堵塞】

20.
Love
is
like
a
dance,
sometimes
you
take
the
lead,
other
times
you
follow,
but
the
most
important
thing
is
that
you're
both
moving
in
the
same
direction.
【跳舞】

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