1.
"Feeling
a
bit
dizzy
after
a
nasty
fall. "
【#ouch】

2.
"I
might
have
a
small
concussion,
but
at
least
I
have
a
funny
story
to
tell!"
【#clumsy】

3.
"I
think
I
need
to
invest
in
a
good
helmet
after
this
one. . . "
【#safetyfirst】

4.
"My
head
hurts
so
much,
but
my
pride
hurts
even
more. "
【#embarrassed】

5.
"Who
knew
a
few
too
many
drinks
and
a
slippery
floor
could
lead
to
a
hospital
visit?"
【#lessonlearned】

6.
"Can't
decide
if
I'm
more
upset
about
the
bump
on
my
head
or
the
cracked
phone
screen. "
【#doublewhammy】

7.
"Just
when
I
thought
I
was
too
old
for
skateboarding
accidents. . . "
【#nevertooold】

8.
"Reconsidering
my
decision
to
skip
that
yoga
class
this
morning. "
【#balanceissues】

9.
"My
mom
warned
me
about
roughhousing
with
my
little
brother,
but
I
didn't
listen. "
【#siblingswillbesiblings】

10.
"Don't
worry,
I'm
okay!
Just
a
little
bit
of
blood
and
a
lot
of
embarrassment. "
【#warriorstatus】

11.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
phone's
facial
recognition
won't
work
for
a
while. . . "
【#faceplant】

1
2.
"Thankful
for
good
friends
who
can
laugh
with
me
instead
of
at
me. "
【#friendsarethebestmedicine】

1
3.
"Just
a
friendly
reminder
to
always
wear
your
helmet
and
listen
to
your
mother. "
【#momknowsbest】

1
4.
"I
think
my
cat
is
judging
me
for
not
being
able
to
walk
in
a
straight
line
right
now. "
【#crazycatladyproblems】

1
5.
"Why
do
the
best
stories
always
involve
bruises
and
scrapes?"
【#storyteller】

1
6.
"I
should
have
taken
that
extra
five
minutes
to
tie
my
shoelaces
properly. "
【#slowandsteady】

1
7.
"I
swear
I'm
usually
more
coordinated
than
this. . . "
【#awkward】

1
8.
"Does
anyone
have
any
good
remedies
for
a
headache
caused
by
pure
stupidity?"
【#helpwanted】

1
9.
"Learning
that
concrete
is
not
a
soft
landing. "
【#basicphysics】

20.
"I
promise
I
wasn't
trying
to
impress
anyone,
I
was
just
being
an
idiot. "
【#lessonlearnedagain】

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